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What's your psychosis? LiveJournal Username Five-finger discount? Winona.On occasion.Never.How much for just one? Hand-washing? Yes. And toothbrushing. And 26 toothpicks. In a row.On occasion.Only when I get poo on my hand.Not since shaking hands with Al Pacino in 1986.Not since shaking hands with Al Pacino look-alike in 1986.I have hand. Bestiality? Hehehe. Goat play.Why not?I'm the best.Frogs explode. Too small. Tastes of chicken? Babies on spikes! Rotisserie style!Chicken fried chicken.This pillow I just ate.Animals are people, too. I don't discriminate.Lint-covered candy bar. Voices? No.I do what they say. Watch tv.Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty fight in my head. I smell like old ladies.Sometimes people talk. Whatever. Murder rampage? Lindy hop.On occasion.Trying to quit.This quiz is retarded.They won't let me have sharp things. Your psychosis: Classic sociopath. You've got a gift. The gift of lurking. Recommended treatment: A padded cell. With Jamiroquai. This Fun Quiz created by Lindsay at BlogQuiz.Net

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Angel Congratulations! You scored 78!

You're nice, kind, idealist and good. You watch for others and like to be helpful, love is the purest form of bliss given to humanity and a soul is the most important so that it must be well cared. You represent the light side. The Yang side of nature. Life, light. Your goodness makes you necessary for cosmic balance. Note that the higher your Score Range, the more good you are, so, if your score is around 60, you're perfectly nice but not too different from most people, but yet more inclined to that side of reality. In the other hand, if your score reaches one hundred for some reason... gods, maybe you are a real angel. In a second note, if you're really HIGH in your score, just remember not to sacrifice too much. You're way too special to go away in a single burst, so watch yourself and good luck.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 94% on angeldemon-dots

Link: The Angel or Demon Test written by arkb on Ok Cupid

Canyon ~ 55% Water ~ 81% Wind ~ 66% Earth ~ 59% Fire ~

I only wanna open wide the window and let sunlight through... Your colours are light blue, gold, and a darker orange. You are likely protective, good with money, intelligent and have sharp wits. However, you may sometimes appear methodical or stressed. You could try wearing a Hawk’s Eye that inspires serenity and helps come to terms with imperfection, and thus bring you a bit closer to harmony. In detail: Your Creative Chakra, which is associated with the element of earth and represents our need to preserve and grow, and your Throat Chakra, which is associated with the element of wind and represents our desire to learn and communicate, are predominant. Your Ground Chakra, which is associated with the element of fire and represents our basic desires and driving force, and your Heart Chakra, which is associated with the element of water and represents our sense of love and compassion are not quite as prominent.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 43% on water You scored higher than 83% on wind You scored higher than 76% on earth You scored higher than 34% on fire

Link: The Elemental Balance Test written by Nitsuki on Ok Cupid

You Are 52% Femme and 48% Butch!

80 - 100% Femme - You're the girly girl of the century. Or Clay Aiken. 60 - 79% Femme - Girl? Almost certainly. If not, you've got some major man boobs going on. 40 - 59% Femme - Girl or guy? Even your best friends can't figure this one out. 20 - 39% Femme - You are likely male, or the toughest, scariest lesbian around. 0 - 19% Femme - You are 100% male. You make cowboys look like pussies.

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