HEEEEEEEEELP!!!

i find myself in a VERY awkward place.
i have never been here before.
i don't like.

what is this terrible place, Liz?

it is the place known as "NO NEW BOOKS!!!"

'tis truly an evil place.

i have, quite literally, HUNDREDS of books, in this state ALONE. i have read EVERY book i have - and in most cases, also have read every book publish by every AUTHOR i have.

so, whilst impatiently waiting everyone to FUCKING PUBLISH already (cuz i have almost a month before the next book i KNOW i want is out), i have hit this wall of - nothing to read.

so i beg of thee, help! suggest!
in order of preference, for TYPE of reading...

Sci-fi/Alternate reality
Sci-fi/Alternate history
Sci-fi/space travel
Sci-fi/military
Sci-fi/psionics
Fantasy/historical
Fantasy/modern
Fantasy/funny and/or satire
Sci-fi/funny and/or satire
Sci-fi/Fantasy cross

thankyouverymuch *G*

ps - LJ's spell checker doesn't accept "psionics" as a word. which is funny, cuz its on Oxford ;)