Luke, I am your Daddy

hehehe.

Heinlein Meme

Bold the ones you have actually done, and italicize those you believe you could do with reasonable confidence.

A human being should be able to...
 change a diaper,
plan an invasion,
butcher a hog,
 conn a ship (I can conn a boat ;)
 design a building,
 write a sonnet,
balance accounts,
 build a wall,
set a bone,
comfort the dying,
take orders,
give orders,
cooperate,
act alone,
solve equations, (depending on the equations, of course!)
analyze a new problem,
pitch manure,
program a computer, (in basic)
cook a tasty meal,
 fight efficiently,
die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. — Robert A. Heinlein

strangly, i have done many of these things. okay, the bone was a FINGER, but still... i have butchered a deer, so a hog can't be hard, and i have actually built a wall, comforted a dying person, and pitched manure (i wasn't good at it. but it didn't ask if one were GOOD at something they have done.)