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no, really. here is the thing. i have been sick all week, mostly extreme lassisitude, but also varying degree of nausa. and i have had this urge to eat SOMETHING, i just couldn't figure out what.
i almost had it monday at Pete's, when the search for food included peanut butter, but alas, it was creamy and i canNOT stand creamy peanut butter. so i settled for grilled cheese.
and when i was throwing up on tuesday, i was more worried about not throwing up than what i wanted to eat.
so i have continued in the fog of NEEDING a specific food that i couldn't name. Then, as i was re-reading Incubus Dreams, the newest LKH book (i will come back to that) i was slapped in the face with PEANUTS!!!!! the over-whelming need to eat peanuts, very similar to what i think an alcohalic feels about his liquor, or mebe a vamp about blood. i immediently went to UDF, but could NOT find them!!! it was horrid, like i was starving and all the food was canned and i had no can opener. the very nice girl who was working didn't bat an eye about my crave and just pointed them out to me and i GOT TWO BAGS. and a peanut butter milkshake. i feel a bit better.
why the HELL did i need peanuts so bad i was shaking? i mean, i eat them on occasion, but i am not what you could call addicted to peanuts. eek....
speaking of eeks, got any ideas Eeks? or wraith? or ANYONE?
on to the good stuff. or at least the sex stuff.
those who know me well know i am vanilla. i don't care what other people do, but there are things that i don't want to do. Anita Blake made me look like rainbow sherbert when i first met her in the first book (THANX Roni, as if i needed more addictions *EG*. Love ya for it!) and has slowly gone down this spiral of... i don't know what to call it. lets just say that the idea of a threesom actually makes me a bit frightened, and now she does them often. she has (at best count) SEVEN boyfriend-like people.
i am sorta jealous, and even more relieved. i wonder if LKH masturbates to these scenes, although they are fun. but i have enough trouble with one - he's great, but the more boyfriends, the more misunderstandings... i need no more of those. and no more neurotic twitches, thank you very much.
but i want more non-sex action!
yes, yes, some of these guys (all, really, if they would all be TALLER) are hot. and the reasons that Anita has sex with them all make sense and are good within the context of the story. but if i want porn i will go buy it, or go back to work, or something. I guess i am more used to Sci-Fi, where the good authors leave that up to the imagination.
Now, don't get me wrong; i am dising neither LKH nor the books themselves, these are great books and she is a gifted and imaginitive writer. i just feel that now we need a break from sex. Some Edward, please, he's such a nice normal sociopath (and i do like the Character. i can't pick favorites, but he is up there). The Council and some business sans Belle Morte. Some new magical creatures, the naga and the fey were cool, why are there not more of them? and Olaf is hanging around somewhere to kill (or marry, he's a weird one) Anita.
it is nice that Anita and Roni made up. stupid Roni, running away from Louie. if it weren't for my boy, i'd take a Louie ;) (This is Roni the character in the book, who actually sorta reminds me of the real Roni in that tal Valkyrie take no gruff and only count the head when they're all dead sorta way.)
MERRY IN JANUARY!!!!!!!
if Merry weren't so short, i would want to be her when i grow up lol. Doyle AND Frost. wheeeeeeeee!!!
i almost had it monday at Pete's, when the search for food included peanut butter, but alas, it was creamy and i canNOT stand creamy peanut butter. so i settled for grilled cheese.
and when i was throwing up on tuesday, i was more worried about not throwing up than what i wanted to eat.
so i have continued in the fog of NEEDING a specific food that i couldn't name. Then, as i was re-reading Incubus Dreams, the newest LKH book (i will come back to that) i was slapped in the face with PEANUTS!!!!! the over-whelming need to eat peanuts, very similar to what i think an alcohalic feels about his liquor, or mebe a vamp about blood. i immediently went to UDF, but could NOT find them!!! it was horrid, like i was starving and all the food was canned and i had no can opener. the very nice girl who was working didn't bat an eye about my crave and just pointed them out to me and i GOT TWO BAGS. and a peanut butter milkshake. i feel a bit better.
why the HELL did i need peanuts so bad i was shaking? i mean, i eat them on occasion, but i am not what you could call addicted to peanuts. eek....
speaking of eeks, got any ideas Eeks? or wraith? or ANYONE?
on to the good stuff. or at least the sex stuff.
those who know me well know i am vanilla. i don't care what other people do, but there are things that i don't want to do. Anita Blake made me look like rainbow sherbert when i first met her in the first book (THANX Roni, as if i needed more addictions *EG*. Love ya for it!) and has slowly gone down this spiral of... i don't know what to call it. lets just say that the idea of a threesom actually makes me a bit frightened, and now she does them often. she has (at best count) SEVEN boyfriend-like people.
i am sorta jealous, and even more relieved. i wonder if LKH masturbates to these scenes, although they are fun. but i have enough trouble with one - he's great, but the more boyfriends, the more misunderstandings... i need no more of those. and no more neurotic twitches, thank you very much.
but i want more non-sex action!
yes, yes, some of these guys (all, really, if they would all be TALLER) are hot. and the reasons that Anita has sex with them all make sense and are good within the context of the story. but if i want porn i will go buy it, or go back to work, or something. I guess i am more used to Sci-Fi, where the good authors leave that up to the imagination.
Now, don't get me wrong; i am dising neither LKH nor the books themselves, these are great books and she is a gifted and imaginitive writer. i just feel that now we need a break from sex. Some Edward, please, he's such a nice normal sociopath (and i do like the Character. i can't pick favorites, but he is up there). The Council and some business sans Belle Morte. Some new magical creatures, the naga and the fey were cool, why are there not more of them? and Olaf is hanging around somewhere to kill (or marry, he's a weird one) Anita.
it is nice that Anita and Roni made up. stupid Roni, running away from Louie. if it weren't for my boy, i'd take a Louie ;) (This is Roni the character in the book, who actually sorta reminds me of the real Roni in that tal Valkyrie take no gruff and only count the head when they're all dead sorta way.)
MERRY IN JANUARY!!!!!!!
if Merry weren't so short, i would want to be her when i grow up lol. Doyle AND Frost. wheeeeeeeee!!!
