and tactics tend to require being in the middle of the dust up. yes, i can shoot a gun. no, i cant run way when the rest do. and most tactics involve movement.
It's okay. By the time the aliens invade, they'll have come up with cybernetic enhancements that will help you with that, and besides, your loyal crack squad of Lizbians will be there to help you with all that runny/shooty/alien-killy stuff. All you'll have to do is give orders from your palanquin.
And anyway, my clone army will have taken over before then, so I'll change the military requirements to whatever they need to be.
And the breeding thing? Well, I think my clone army scientists can come up with a solution that will still let you enjoy the sexxinz while still, ah "fulfilling your duty to your country". :)
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Date: 2007-09-13 09:54 am (UTC)It's okay. By the time the aliens invade, they'll have come up with cybernetic enhancements that will help you with that, and besides, your loyal crack squad of Lizbians will be there to help you with all that runny/shooty/alien-killy stuff. All you'll have to do is give orders from your palanquin.
And anyway, my clone army will have taken over before then, so I'll change the military requirements to whatever they need to be.
And the breeding thing? Well, I think my clone army scientists can come up with a solution that will still let you enjoy the sexxinz while still, ah "fulfilling your duty to your country". :)